edwardspoonhands:


thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via guntotinrobot)

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baseballcardvandals:

there’s no shame in CONFESSION.

baseballcardvandals:

there’s no shame in CONFESSION.

katydidnot:

ponys:

misandric feelings have been flaring so hardcore this week. feels like there are only a very a small handful of dudes i don’t want to explode off the earth

i wish i had a recording of stacey’s reaction when she read this

i basically died/laughter is the best medicine, for real y’all!

(Source: crocodilegena)

Why does nobody think screen printing is art?

thefontnazi:

meowgernoncatwallader:

It’s because it doesn’t actualy require much skill to screen print. Like anyone can rip and image from somewhere, burn it and print it
in my opinion the actual printing isn’t art, but (if you created it) the image that you made to print is art
Though an exception may be if you screen print in a way that isn’t normal

The same then can be said for photography. Anyone off the street can point and shoot, but  actual photographers can do so at a professional level. 

image

(via jetgirltx-deactivated20130502)

oops, I just figured out how to Internet O____________________O

oops, I just figured out how to Internet O____________________O

tugamaggie:

callmekitto:

raggedymind:

littledidxeknow:

todaylour:

andthroughthemosstheivycreeps:

impuretale:

beatrixspoke:

saaaaaasha:

hey guys
that is carved
 from MARBLE
THAT IS A ROCK

WAT

I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.

Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome. 

Blown away

I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre

I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.

b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?

FUCKING BERNINI THO

FUCKING
BERNINI



why wasn&#8217;t Art Skool more like this, i feel cheated.

tugamaggie:

callmekitto:

raggedymind:

littledidxeknow:

todaylour:

andthroughthemosstheivycreeps:

impuretale:

beatrixspoke:

saaaaaasha:

hey guys

that is carved

 from MARBLE

THAT IS A ROCK

WAT

I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.

Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome. 

Blown away

I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre

I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.

b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?

FUCKING BERNINI THO

FUCKING

BERNINI

why wasn’t Art Skool more like this, i feel cheated.

(Source: efedra, via blake500)

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"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad about god, mad about dads, mad about the state, desirous of everything, and totally bored at the same time, the ones who pretty much always yawn, and say whatever the shit they fucking want to because fuck you. blah, blah, blah, some shit about roman candles, go find out where the jack kerouac archive is and set it on fire."

i can’t remember quite how that quote goes, but i’m pretty sure this captures the gist (via wandatinasky)

(via bluebeadsandbones)

list of regrettable tattoos

  • every.
  • single.
  • one.
overheard on the Innernet...

meows-meows-meows:

absentlyabbie:

Sweet mother of fuck, someone with research skills please fact-check this shit. Tell me he did not fucking say that.

http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/02/29/newest-gop-attack-on-women-just-say-no-to-tampons/

right there

WHAT A BITCH

Something about “fact checking” a fake online news source just, I dunno you guys, gives me a rush of absurd serenity here in the land of Tumbls.

(Source: gac-sexconfessions, via gettingbywithoutbreaking)