I hope whoever wrote this headline is crackin’ up in their office right now.

I hope whoever wrote this headline is crackin’ up in their office right now.

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Missouri Republican claims 'legitimate rape' rarely results in pregnancy [CNN]

"If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down." —Todd Akin, R-Missouri

"it’s clear that I misspoke"
“it’s clear that I misspoke”
“it’s clear that I misspoke”
“it’s clear that I misspoke”
“it’s clear that I misspoke”

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Conan Reacts: Ice Cream [CNN]

These things are the most important net arts, I think.

BUT WHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ

"What is a ‘sugar baby,’ you might ask? You may know the term ‘sugar daddies,’ which refers to men who offer women gifts, money and other lifestyle perks in exchange for a relationship. Effectively, sugar babies are the young ladies who benefit from these types of arrangements. There can be sugar mommies too! We can’t leave aspiring male sugar babies out in the cold, no matter how Oedipal their situation may sound." (via, but linked on CNN)

…in which I struggle with effectively Choosing My Battles. This is difficult to do because sometimes everything is terrible and my rage is boundless and able to be triggered by poor excuses for “the news” which is ridiculous but is actually just the icing on the cake. Does anyone want to get coffee with me later? That is all.